The Chicken Coop
Gregarious and feisty, Gallus domesticus is both tenacious and exquisite when deep fried.
World renowned, oddly captivating and utterly indispensable.
Always ready to fiesta
Has a good time absolutely anywhere
Three times more fun than chickens without sombreros
New Yorker Chicken
Remarkably civil when called upon to be so
Rather refined - at times
Well read beyond expectation
Pirate Chicken
Partial blindness used to great advantage
Proudly scarred from lessons well learned
Cavalier at just the right moments
Cow Chicken
Nonsensical - in a good way
A unique hybrid of many things (at least two)
Quite a satisfying oddity
Viking chicken
Take-charge when the situation requires
Doesn't always ask for permission
Can wield an axe with authority
Nerd Chicken
Will happily fight over mere words
Enjoys endless mental labor
No threat whatsoever to your significant other
Jock Chicken
Competitive over the important and unimportant
Unafraid of giving 110%
Sweet dunks
On Fire Chicken
Enthusiasm that can't be denied
Draws attention in a crowd
Illuminating
Punk Chicken
Rocks out
Plays offensively loud music
Great hair
Plain Chicken
Fits in everywhere
Refreshingly demure
Underestimated at your own peril